10 good things about being single:
- Things are always exactly where you put them.
- Dishes need only be done when they reach critical mass, which can be once a week, if you eat out a lot.
- You can eat out a lot.
- Full control of the tv/media at all times.
- A small number of towels can go a long way.
- Pizza for breakfast.
- From shower to the car in 30 minutes.
- No negotiations on whether or not that picture goes there.
- If there’s mail, you know it’s for you.
- Dancing in the living room.