- You can’t have enough cheese. Smoked. Onionized. Tart. Sweet. Spicy. Eat it all.
- If you have really good tequila, you can get through three bottles in a weekend with no hangovers (and if you do have a hangover, it’s most definitely the beer’s fault).
- It’s more likely that you can sing karaoke to a Yiddish folk song well, than, say, “Barracuda” by Heart.
- Dogs don’t like karaoke.
- Put a bunch of software/marketing types together and you can have a business plan inside 2 hours for a “party in a box”.
- Always make plans for some sort of physical activity then start drinking too early to actually carry them out. You still feel virtuous.
- Girl’s weekends should be mandatory at least semi-annually.